Eh.. why not.

OMG! Bored much? ::giggles::

Ok -- here we go . . .

WWYD If:
>> I'd cry.
>> I'd smile.
>> I'd blink!
>> I'd invite you to my games.
>> I'd feel sad for you, but that's your business.
>> I'd be shocked!
>> I'd send flowers.
>> I'd invite you to move in.
>> ( Can't help that one, I'm afraid. )

WDYT About:
>> ( What's that got to do with a picture? ) hehe But, anyhow, I like your wry cynicysim. )
>> ( Got to skip the rest . . . sorry. hehe )

[1] I'm Len, otherwise known as Malcolm. :)
[2] I like to think so.
[3] Long, long ago in a game called Black Bayou.
[4] You've affected my writing styles by allowing me to RP/Verbally spar with you over the years.
[5] Sharp witted and occasionally wry dude.
[6] ( None, yet. Sorry. )
[7] As long as the internet exists, or the possibility of an actual visit.
[8] ( Can't say. You might be a prick IRL. hahahah )
[9] ( Not physically, maybe once with words. But that's ok cause you were the Light and I was Dark. )
[10] Sure!
[11] Why not?
[12] Ummm . . . well, it has been a whil--* Er, I mean, no!
[13] Perhaps?
[14] You seem stable, and have a good head on your shoulders.
[15] You're just fine. *Cool* is overrated.
[16] 8+
[17] "Doc", and I bet you can guess why. hehe
[18] In you're own way.
[19] Ahhh -- I can't actually remember. Snice you came to Black Bayou.
[20] Witty.
[21] "Here is a foe worthy of Malcolm's attentions."
[22] Eh, Black Bayou is the past.
[23] ( Dunno . . . )
[24] If you're lucky, you won't. ::winks::
[25] ( Dunno . . . )
[26] ( Dunno . . . )
[27] Writing about Malcolm.
[28] Newp. Nothing.
[29] Prolly not as well as the people you hoped would answer this list. hehe
[30] Newp. Not really.
[31] Would? Prolly not.
[32] Sure!

Thanks. And did you, like.. post and delete that a couple times? Because I got it in the email 3 times.

Yah -- stupid CSS scripts. I had to fight some tags. :)

See? Dang stupid Lj had me as Anon. [grr]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I committed suicide: I'd be upset and cry and wonder exactly why you decided to do it, but knowing my luck you'd come and talk to me while I was peeing or something.
» I said I liked you: I'd probably evade the subject like I do with everyone that says this. Or I'd be dense and think you just meant in general.
» I kissed you: I'd probably feel like a dirty old woman. *snickers*
» I lived next door to you: I'd wait outside in the bushes until you came outside then I'd spray you with a hose and scream "Wet t-shirt contest!!"
» I started smoking: I'd yell at you and then ask if I could bum one.
» I stole something: I would be shocked and horrified and then go into a moral tangent.
» I was hospitalized: I'd probably call. And I'd pray.
» I ran away from home: I'd say "Oh well, he's legal, but he should have told me where he was going."
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: Two words: Demand pictures.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: (If you've never seen a picture of me, skip it < / 3 )
» Personality: You are bright, witty, and from time to time charming.
» Eyes: Pretty!
» Face: Aww. *pinches cheeks*
» Hair: It's nice.
» Clothes: I don't know, I've only really seen you in costumes, or that's all I'm remembering now.
» Mannerisms: I haven't seen them.

[1] Who are you? I'm Megs!
[2] Are we friends? Yes.
[3] When and how did we meet? The Black Bayou years and years ago. You knew Ophelia, and not too many can say that.
[4] How have I affected you? You are one of the few I still talk to, so that's saying a lot.
[5] What do you think of me? You're my little brother, damn it!
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? I have too many and I'm too lazy to pick one.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Until I decide to blow up your home, silly!
[8] Do you love me? Of course I do... Hello? Little brother. Duh.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Nope.
[10] Would you hug me? Yes.
[11] Would you kiss me? On the cheek.
[12] Would you fuck me? No, but I would get you strippers.
[13] Are we close? Yeah, I'd like to think so.
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? I don't understand this question.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? I like you just the way you are.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? To me you are 10. I don't know about other people.
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Ascot. Just to confuse you again.
[18] Am I loveable? Yes.
[19] How long have you known me? Years and years and years.
[20] Describe me in one word. Ascot!
[21] What was your first impression? I was on so many drugs, I can't remember.
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? I'm not on drugs now.
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Computers.
[24] Do you think I'll get married? Yes, and I better be invited.
[25] What about me makes you happy? You hit on all the ladies.
[26] What about me makes you sad? I can't make a girlfriend on my computer for you.
[27] What reminds you of me? Star Wars
[28] What's something you would change about me? You are not surrounded by strippers.
[29] How well do you know me? I'd like to think pretty well.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No, I'm pretty upfront with you.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? Nope.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Possibly. I've not decided yet.

...seriously, what's with the ascot? :-p

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I committed suicide: be upset and think "I should have paid for him to have sex."
» I said I liked you: not believe you.
» I kissed you: assume it was your medication.
» I lived next door to you: steal your food because you get a discount.
» I started smoking: not let you into my apartment.
» I stole something: stare at you.
» I was hospitalized: visit (are you still living next to me?) or (if not) call a lot to entertain you.
» I ran away from home: wonder if you had the guts to cross the street.
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: send band-aids.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: (If you've never seen a picture of me, skip it < / 3 )
» Personality: generally we get along. Sometimes I wonder what you're really thinking, but I have paranoia.
» Eyes: can't see through the glasses.
» Face: why are you smirking at me?
» Hair: I like your hat.
» Clothes: costumes.
» Mannerisms: fairies.

[1] Who are you? The Real Daniel (Not Dani, dammit)
[2] Are we friends? Are we?
[3] When and how did we meet? le Black Bayou de la Morte
[4] How have I affected you? You make me laugh and jones for old computer games.
[5] What do you think of me? You need to get laid.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? You hitting on me when you didn't know that I played Claire and Natasha in BB.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Well, we won't have much occasion to talk once one or both of us quit these games, but I don't know...
[8] Do you love me? Maybe
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Maybe
[10] Would you hug me? Yes
[11] Would you kiss me? Possibly (If drunk, probably)
[12] Would you fuck me? ::stares::
[13] Are we close? Not really, but sometimes we talk about things. I like that.
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? Insecurity
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? I think you're cool.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 9 -- sometimes I wonder.
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Hayjay. It's a contraction of "Hey, AJ!"
[18] Am I loveable? Yes
[19] How long have you known me? Years
[20] Describe me in one word. Virgo
[21] What was your first impression? Does he know *everyone* in this game?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Yes
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Insecurity
[24] Do you think I'll get married? Yes
[25] What about me makes you happy? When you are happy or excited.
[26] What about me makes you sad? When you are sick and unhappy.
[27] What reminds you of me? Crohn's, Starcraft, Brad Pitt, fairies at Ren Faires
[28] What's something you would change about me? Your virginity
[29] How well do you know me? So-so
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Maybe?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? Your brother. Soon.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Maybe. Ok, probably.

#6... you're kidding. ::facepalm:: Claire and Natasha who? I still didn't know that.

#21.. damn near. Seemed like it sometimes, didn't it? ::laughs::

Claire Lytton and Natasha Chevalier. I also played Chaya Venkatesan back in the day, but she was short-lived because the whole pack disappeared and she was left blinking... Kind of like what happened with Gray's circle. ::stares:: Something about my characters and breed groups, I don't know. Fortea curse.

I didn't answer the appearance ones....costumes don't really count and you were hamming anyways...

suicide: Get very upset and vary between bawling my eyes out and ranting about the fact that you didn't call and let me talk you out of it.
liked you: The same thing I did last time?
kissed you: Prolly turn all red and turn away and mumble something about being married.
next door: Demand back and neck rubs every day! ^_^
smoking: Tell you to stop, and when that didn't work, steal all your smokes.
stole: Make you take it back, even though it'd prolly be real shiny and I'd get distracted by the item a few times first.
hospitalized: I try to call, really I do.
ran away: Hope you were on your way up here.
fight and you weren't there: Track down whoever it was and teach them that the long arm of the law might not be that long, but Crystal's Monkey Arms (tm) can find you where ever you go.

[1] Who are you? Crystal
[2] Are we friends? No, we're bitter enimies; of course we're friends!
[3] When and how did we meet? A few years ago at one of Cat's online D&D things.
[4] How have I affected you? You've gotten me to think about things. I see how bright you are and how you rarely let your illnesses that. Or maybe your sunny disposition is because of that. Either way, I think I tackle things differently, knowing you and what you go through.
[5] What do you think of me? Intelligent, charming, and optimistic.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Prolly when you first told me you had liked me...it felt so nice to be liked, though I feel bad for your sake that it never had a chance.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Until we drift apart and don't talk anymore. That always seems to happen to me.
[8] Do you love me? Yes. Your own unique love that I can't explain, just like everyone I care about.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Not really.
[10] Would you hug me? Of course...though I might be a bit shy about it the first time meeting you in person...but you never know with me...I might just full out glomp you...
[11] Would you kiss me? Prolly on the cheek, though I'm known to be a little impulsive at times.
[12] Would you fuck me? *snickers* I'm not sure I'm THAT impulsive.
[13] Are we close? Well, I think we are. I can talk to you about things I don't trust many others with.
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? You're caring. You actually care about people and what happens to them, and it's not just a show with you. I guess that's another thing you've taught me, that I admire in you, though I'm not as able to copy this trait.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? *laughs* I'm not sure what your temperature has to do with this, but I'm sure you wouldn't be much fun frozen solid.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? A 9. I'd give you a 10, but I think that no one is perfect.
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Cuddles. Because you like to cuddle. Oh no. I gave away your secret. *laughs*
[18] Am I loveable? Of course.
[19] How long have you known me? A few years or so.
[20] Describe me in one word. Adorable.
[21] What was your first impression? Which one of you? I thought the one alias to be sweet and chivalrous like yourself. And the other to be naughty and dirty-minded, also like yourself. Seems someone broke up their personality into "good" and "bad" alter-egos. hehe
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Pretty much.
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Pretty girls? lmao
[24] Do you think I'll get married? Yes. Hopefully she'll understand our friendship and not rip my eyes out.
[25] What about me makes you happy? That I know I can count on you, no matter what.
[26] What about me makes you sad? That you waste your time liking me. lol
[27] What reminds you of me? Various things.
[28] What's something you would change about me? Maybe that you like me with such determination. I like it, don't get me wrong, but it creates difficult situations.
[29] How well do you know me? Moderately well; everytime I ask you to tell me something about yourself, you're not able to come up with anything.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I think I've told you most of my secrets.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? If you were protecting someone. Or MAYBE if you got really really angry.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Maybe. Scared to do so.

Re: I didn't answer the appearance ones....costumes don't really count and you were hamming anyways.

::chuckles::